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clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

I don’t know if this is true or not but I need it in my life. 

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yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

…Myrtle certainly enjoyed being one. 

yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

…Myrtle certainly enjoyed being one. 

(via msfehrwight)

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littleprincessaubrey:

lol

Like can you imagine listening to Shakespeare the first time? (Like my favorite theory about words is that he was just picking up words that were being said on the street and that is the BEST).

Random Shakespearean man 1: Oi, what’d he say?

Random Shakespearean man 2: What? 

Man 1: Wossit, upstairs, what’s that mean?

Man 2: Whut? Upstairs? I dunno. The king’s going up the stairs. Up the stairs. Upstairs. 

Man 1: Huh. Oh hey, look there’s murdering going on. 

Man 2: Sweet murdering. 

(Source: thenewmetropolitan, via plotismade)

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