Exactly what happened when I joined tumblr. 

(Source: weheartit.com, via buttsofbilesandsourwolf)

How I’ve felt since fucking September. 

(Source: proper-superhero-shit, via captainshellhead)

My new goal: To feel this confident every time I hear someone talk smack about me. 

(Source: tsundere-dragon, via buttsofbilesandsourwolf)

Things I want from a radio channel:

Good sixties music.

Good sixties music I recognize.

Acutally, just Beatles and Beach Boy songs..

Actually just Beatles songs.

Specifically number one hit Beatles songs.

Beatles songs about women.

Eleanor Rigby. I want a radio channel of only Eleanor Rigby. 

Ryuk being a great help.

Every time friends ask me help on homework. 

(via sassydonovan)





According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Yup, we do.

I mean, it’s true

100% accurate 

There is one small inaccuracy. The coffee cup is too small. 

(via puppetere)



Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.